Cartman then uses these positions of power and “authoritah” to carry out his actions, even manipulating quite a few others along the way. To celebrate the sinister self-starter in all of us ...

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Cartman's Authoritah, available as a free download from Download.com. Collect Cheezy Poofs and Weight Gainer 4 Thousand while fighting off Mr. Hanky the ...

While prosthetic images of what Beavis and Butthead might look like in real life are terrifying, the image of a real-life Cartman is kind of sad. But before you criticize me for exploiting this ...

That’s right; South Park’s Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are returning to our TVs on Wednesday, September 16 at 10 p.m. ET/PT for a season full of new, zany, hilarious, and disturbing adventures.

Cartman makes it very clear that people should respect his “authoritah,” or suffer the consequences.

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The binder continues with hilarious height comparisons, with designs that place this seemingly n Season Two due to the Succubus and Cartman's authoritah-demanding police outfit. Eric Cartman ...

Officer Barbrady: No, that is not how you uphold the law! Cartman: But he is not listening to my authoritah! Officer Barbrady: Oh, you’re doing it all wrong my little friend. You do it like this.