Totally fake story. No ‘orders’ and no ‘makeup’—but whatever,” Hegseth tweeted Wednesday night, after CBS News called the green room renovations a “makeup studio.”

A Defense official told VF initial glow-up estimates were too high for Sec. Hegseth, who of course shouldn't unwittingly text sensitive military info to journalists on Signal without a full face.

An official with the Defense Department told HuffPost the changes include a new "director's style chair, mirror, and makeup light."