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I’m sorry.” John Leguizamo (as Bob Trevino): “Lily, you’re gonna learn that sometimes in life, [expletive] happens.” With dad jokes. Barbie Ferreira: “I like, uh, I’m in a pickle.

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They were also teaching you important life skills. As you have no doubt observed, a great many top-quality dad jokes are puns. And puns, no matter how cheesy, are actually linguistically complex.